Keddy For The Win

RRSS Day!

2010-04-23T08:20:00.000-07:00

Yeah thats partially what I wear during RRSS day! I used that bulldoggy mask and chased Steven and Carlos around the school with food in my stomach. Was tiring and painful but fun. Honestly saying though, I miss the old RRSS day when we used to play with water everywhere!

Form 5C had a dance party. Very creative and ambitious hehe, too bad though when I was ready to go with my buddy and "Dog" around the party, it was OVER! Shyte man! Anyway, I went back late for that day and the stupid Golf competition is soon followed by the Futsal. Busy month. Next month, fuck up exams but after that, HOLIDAY!

I miss ya!

2010-04-22T05:15:00.000-07:00

Its not anyone but its my blog. Nobody I know blogs often anymore. But that doesn't means I will stop because I can't abandon something part of me. Anyway, I was supposed to post a video of Hugh Gustar dancing but I deleted the video since I thought I had it in Facebook already. Ah well :P

Bloggy!

2010-04-16T02:58:00.000-07:00

Didn't think I'll abandon my blog over my facebook account. There's a few happening just yet, but there are quite painful, worrying and fun moments to come. Firstly, the painful part is that Hugh left school including his brother.

Story goes like this :-

I invited Hugh to play futsal with Steven and Me. While we were still playing Hugh had to go back though and when he arrived at the bus stop, someone tore all the loaned books he had and wrote a note,

"Get out of this school or else!"

So thats that and John got whipped by Dato Fong for some unknown reason. Seems a little abusive and prejudiced. Seriously I wonder who wrote that letter, it just burns my heart to see what happened and worst, Fong and whoever that person is got away easily for their shameless actions. You lost every respect I had for you.

Now the happy part!

Yeah! I finally got my hands on the MX518, my favorite mouse. Yeah I am dissing my Sidewinder already because somethings up with my motherboard, my mouse lags with it. So I'm giving this away to Daniel, who I know needs it. Karma! :D Honestly, the difference is all I expected. Smoother gliding and better accuracy.

Tomorrow I'm going to Shereena's BBQ yeeah!

He's alive!

2010-04-08T14:43:00.000-07:00

I found this video a long time ago, I just remembered it and felt like sharing it to all of you. Don't worry though, its just fake. :P

Whats up with that?

2010-04-07T05:39:00.000-07:00

Just a few things I wanna say. First off, Guijon eats like a stupid cannibal thats starved for weeks. Thats not the worst part though, its went all the food and his spit flies to your food. And not to insult but, why is the retarded women in who I call the Fruit-Stall (B) walking around taking the junk? She puts Radhi and my appetites off the food!

I was reading the blogs of some people who were present at the LSS Camp that was held in sumcherch at hucares. They were talking about pray harder? What the fuck do they mean by pray harder?

Best treadmill video!

2010-04-06T06:14:00.000-07:00

Wait till the end of the video, this damn video is worth the watch!

Bot whores!

2010-04-04T06:39:00.000-07:00

I went in my old email, and yeah I found something expected! I was actually trying to find my old friend. Anyway, I was damn bored so yeah,

Keddy says:
*OMG WHORES <3
*!!!!!
ElfriedaHasselkusduhop@hotmail.com says:
*hey
Keddy says:
*SUUP
ElfriedaHasselkusduhop@hotmail.com says:
*i'm 21/f your a male right?
Keddy says:
*yes but im 15
*T.T !!!
Keddy says:
*do you have a ***** that isnt metal and rusty?
ElfriedaHasselkusduhop@hotmail.com says:
*I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? IT'S A NEW SITE THAT IM ON, ITS AWESOME!!!
Keddy says:
*I know your hiding something from me :P
*dont hide it

Just sooome fun. Wish it was a real person though, so I can make more fun out of him/her.

Holidays!

2010-04-02T08:33:00.000-07:00

So we have Good Friday and some one more holiday on Monday which I don't know, I thought it sounded like Chinliftfoom day. So, 4 days off. And its almost the end of the first day. What have I been doing? Spending the whole time playing Sims 3 of course! :D

My poor Ginger man couldn't break the oak board. He was having his vacation in China!

My Sim going against some Chinese guy that was training too. Red belt against yellow. Heck, :P So yeah, my guy beat the guy by 2 - 1. The fight was long. Actually, my Sim works for the army and he was requested to learn Martial Arts for defence purpose. Enough of that I know you guys aren't really interested XD

Is this me?

2010-04-01T06:02:00.001-07:00

I feel something in me is really missing badly thats causing me to feel lonely. Nowadays, I don't feel as much as I used to be. I feel like a loner. Its like, something deep inside which I don't know, is missing.

I feel that I lost faith in myself and friends.

Today's the first of April.

2010-03-31T14:54:00.000-07:00

Don't think this is hard to believe, were in the 21'st century. Soon, I'm going on a trip in air. Not by a plane though, by the Hotelicopter!

Can't wait for the trip babey! :P Don't get jealous now people that only go to KL, Kuching and Singapore for your holidays!

Wrestlemania 26!

2010-03-28T20:10:00.001-07:00

(Check at the bottom of the post for a very funny video from our lovely Santino)

I skipped school today, just if your wondering, to watch Wrestlemania! Goodness, I have to say, I'm thrilled and really happy throughout the show! This is going to be a little long but its interesting to people who knows WWE.

Opening :

Battle Royal :

R-Truth & John Morrison Vs The Miz & Big Show :

Legacy Triple Threat :

Money In The Bank Match :

Rey Mysterio Vs CM Punk :

Edge Vs Chris Jericho :

Sheamus Vs Triple H :

Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon :

John Cena Vs Batista :

Diva's Match :

The Main Event - Shawn Michaels Vs The Undertaker :

At the beginning I thought it was going to be boring, but it ended up the greatest moments ever. I hope one day Wrestlemania or any other WWE event comes to nearby places like Singapore, I'll surely get a ticket and go.

Santino Marella! Watch this hilarious clip from a hilarious favorite superstar!

The irony!

2010-03-24T03:44:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm dead meat tomorrow. I lost my protractor and geometrical compass. The irony is, my teacher Miss Celine, calls it protactor and maths compass. Sorry if you read this Miss Celine XD

Check this picture out. I download Assassins Creed II for the PC! But awaiting for a better crack to play this game. Took me 2 days only despite the low amount of seeders. Wehee ~

(LOOOOOOROFL)

Now this picture ain't some kind of boring book, its a post about Steven's words on religion. Just because someone goes to church, that doesn't make him a big time believer. Archaic parents force their child to this old dogma preaching shit, like Steven. Religion is a brainwashing mechanism! Whatever you think you feel and see, is nothing but fake delusions! Trust me, open your mind to the universe and Earth, your life will then be set free. But some people are just too stubborn, their minds are tricked that its already for real.

It just really sucks to see people appreciating without understanding the world.

As soon as I arrived home today, I found the fucking uber leet Astro HDzorz! Well, HBO HD isn't much but I love National Geography and History HD! Honestly though, my Blu-ray movies look 1000X better.

Morays! Again!

2010-03-23T02:51:00.000-07:00

I bought these Godly babies again for RM129 but RM110 only in StratOS HolyOMG Enterprise! I've said this once, not gonna repeat it, whenever looking for computer electronics or peripherals, drop by at StratOS Enterprise. Good service and price, I guarantee.

Oh and yeah, I take back the earlier post I made about the Morays because seriously, I cannot live with these. Awesome earphones. Makes my music HEAVEN!

'Atheist' nations are more peaceful

2010-03-20T22:25:00.001-07:00

Watch this video. Hope you learn something.

My view on Carlos' post!

2010-03-19T18:40:00.001-07:00

- "We are ugly smelly virgins! We don't care!"

As what Carlos had pointed out, sex education is very important. In fact, its a little bit crucial for the students to know. Now some minds of the close-minded teachers will think,

If we teach them sex, sure they go rape one lah!

Not necessary, thing is you have to tell them the consequences too. That'll make them think twice about it. Besides, when they've done something wrong, they'll probably learn from their mistakes. You gotta tell them what its all about, not just the intercourse itself!

Lastly, sex isn't disgusting in any way, that is, if you completely know so little about it :P

There isn't any heaven and hell!

2010-03-19T03:41:00.000-07:00

(Fake picture I made LOOL)
(Maybe on this I'll know there is a Heaven and Hell)

Life itself has extremely great potential in which some people cripples it up. As an Atheist, I'd like you to read this solely and put it in your mind. Nobody till this very day can proove that heaven and hell exists in pure evidence. All are just figures in their mind or stories.

When you die, your brain dies, you lose all your consciousness, therefore you can't sense anything! So the best answer to what goes after your death?

Remember before you were born? It was a complete nothing? That is the correct answer of what goes after death. And no, we do not have souls that control us. Once again, its our brain that gives us the consciousness, all the 5 senses.

Live your life at the very best. Do not hinder or limit it by some religious rule or anything. It is your life, you control it, anything happens in this world, so does your life. You do whatever you want to it.

Cash and day wasted!

2010-03-18T05:03:00.000-07:00

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" - Bertrand Russell

(Some random shot. Was supposed to be Eng How, but he wont like his face in the "Interweb")

Today, not a surprise, I went to Parkson with friends but I was late! The second I arrive in Star Cineplax, goodness Godwin was there! They were all intended to watch Alice in Wonderland but unfortunately, the show already started and I was left alone out there since Godwin din't buy me a ticket. But I bribed the guy RM10 and sneaked in hehe! It was pitch black except for the cinema display and Godwin, Lorenzo and I almost got lost but as soon as I heard Steven laughing at us, I know where the voice was hehe, so I took my seat.

After the cinema we played Archery. Steven and I both our accuracy were good! :P

(LAWAI!)

(Lorenzo aiming!)

(Typical Gumball)

(For fucks sake Jon XD)

Then, we went to UCC, (Ucak Cyber Cafe) and have a game. We played equally well. I died like crap but killed a lot at the same time. Rofl and while we were playing, Eng How suddenly killed Steven and Steven said :

Steven : Damn, how he kill me suddenly! Its like he can sense me!
Godwin : Yah, the sense of a dog!

Finally, we ate in McD's and the rest went home except for me so I'm left wandering in Parkson until half past 6! :P

How are ya?

2010-03-17T08:40:00.000-07:00

(Toby young and healthy)

Since last night, Toby doesn't seem well. He pukes out salivary white foam and he looks bad. I'm really nervous about this because most of my dogs die at the same period but not sickness. I myself am really sick of this. I can't stand this shit anymore!

If its the last thing I'll do in this Earth, that'll be I'll demolish my neighbours house, skin them alive and slowly burn them to death! I hate them to the fucking core! They are slums! They make the hood smell like shit! But thats not the worst part!

They own dirty, sick, rotten, die-soon dogs! Therefore, healthy dogs are prone to end up like them and eventually, die as time will give. I've you've been to my area, you'll see sick-fucking dogs around! They seriously look like shit! Worst part is one of the dog gave birth, and I wont hesitate to kill it! They killed numerous of my dogs, I'll do the same!

One day I'll slowly kill the dogs! Shoot BB Guns with needles in their head and watch them all slowly die!

God? Is it you?!

2010-03-14T18:33:00.000-07:00

Same place! Same time! But today, is no April fool!

(Damn you, Atheist!)

So life for me is pretty okay for now, rules aren't all to me anymore and my sister can go out on weekends. Basically my mom just wants us to do something, instead of just sitting in front of the computer. But think of it, going to PBC, eat, sit and read? Not much of a difference, but I love the beach so much.

Jasmine's boyfriend caught some crab. Well all kampung boys are given with this skill ;D They told me to put it in a tupperware container, turns out I only see polystyrene containers. When I put it in, Jasmine already torchered the crabs to death. So I did a little little gruesome experiment. Prepare for gore people!

Local colleges?

2010-03-13T17:57:00.000-08:00

Ya know, it is said that college is the best time of your life. Sometimes I can really say that some local collages, are plain, boring and shit. Take a good look at R.I.T for example, looks like a cheap block of school itself. Yeah its cheaper and all, but when I think of it, its like the typical asian life college! You go there, study, come back. No dorms, just one small pathetic building. What a life aye? Looking at Curtin University, thats what I fucking call a real college.

Something I see what they are missing. Dorms. Personally, I'd love to stay in dorms than going back home everyday from campus. But it could be boring here in Miri because, ya know, no sort of groups we can make, we might be staying in a shitty Permy house, which you may end up in staying in here,

Hoho, trust me my sister's been there, done that and boy-oh-boy how her college life sucked. Really, if any chance, I'd like to leave stupid Miri and further my education somewhere else. Fuck the local colleges.

Holiday went down!

2010-03-13T17:50:00.000-08:00

Ah well, my plans have all perished! I have to go over to KK not for fun and holiday, to look at the college there and the courses provided. For some reason, my dad is expecting local colleges to provide all sorts of courses. Well some hobos always want cheap investments (Literally ;D), he doesn't wants to send me far away. Damn.

New wolf in the pack ;P

2010-03-13T07:46:00.000-08:00

http://jazzyistasty.blogspot.com/

My friend, Jasmine who recently came to Riam early this year had a blog! ;D
Do the same as Carlos' please support it. And you can see those tiny little boxes at the bottom of her posts regarding on what you rate it, make use of it okay?

Respect. You have some?

2010-03-11T02:00:00.001-08:00

I find something that the typical Riam chinese boy lacks. Respect. In case you haven't know, karma is for real and its something I believe in, and you know that I barely believe in any shit that goes around here. You respect people, they respect you back. Act tough at people, you'll get a punch in the face. Simple, what goes around, comes around.

Now if all you can do is look high on yourself, show disrespect to people and complain about, they wont do shit for you. Thats a fact. Get that in your head.

Art? Photography! class.

2010-03-09T01:36:00.000-08:00

Whenever you ask yourself, art for just 1 period? Does it really make sense to do so? Even if you tried, you would never really finish your drawings in time and able to "cerita" till the end of lesson. Now because of that, and with Lorenzo bringing over his Nikon DSLR Camera, we had some, "fun"!

(Godwin has a little something in his mind~!)

Carlos, Godwin and I lied down behind art class and Steven (Noob camera man XD) took the pictures!

(Check out Carlos' belly!)

Had so much fun during that time~
Lastly, thanks Lorenzo for lending us your camera and for sending me the pictures!
Hehehe~

Lighthouses > Church

2010-03-08T13:40:00.001-08:00

- Lighthouses are more helpful than churches - Benjamin Franklin

Not all the time this religious things help. Lighthouses guides sailors. Churches cant really say the same instead of well, some old man yelling everything according to the Bible, and you gotta donate to them and get fed brown small crackers in the end of the day :D

Carlos' blog!

2010-03-07T02:39:00.001-08:00

Carlos has a blog now. Something for us to check regularly, might have something interesting in it. Do him a favor, support his blog! :D (Support mine too!)

Today was a fucking day at KGMurah! I got a little sunburn which I hate and I was tired. After the game, I came back home sleeping nicely for 3 good hours.

Swine Flu!

2010-03-06T01:43:00.001-08:00

I was reading Chelsea's post in her blog, showing a comic relating to swine flu. Well here we go again, memories. Last year which is considered as one of the most memorable year for me, we had swine flu spreading at an alarming rate over at the Western side. I remembered we had to use masks even.
But I remembered last year, when I was looking up through it, I bumped over some humor!

If you wake up looking like this, don't go to work/school!

Hunged moose!

2010-03-04T02:28:00.000-08:00

What will you think happen, lets say you were laying new power cables by laying the cables in a straight line, for miles, ready to pull it all straight with a special vehicle. But on the process, a moose got his horns stuck and tangled tightly.

This, is the aftermath :D

Painful day!

2010-03-03T01:55:00.000-08:00

Damn, not was it just painful but a little bit embarrassing! I hate playing futsal at the outdoor basketball field! Its damn slippery and I slipped down, 3 times! Face-first on the ground twice! Hehe, tastiest part is when Alex blasted a ball right into my face. Felt like I could see stars and everything around was black and white! Heck anyway, I just shake the pain off and continue.

Today was great in school, total of 3 periods, sit in teacher which is the old man, Mr. Leong! I borrowed Sherina's (Spelled wrong?._.) DSLR camera! Had fun around with friends and I did a few flashes at Mr. Leong, haha! Old man couldn't see!

Thats all I wanna say today!

Flight school needs some work!

2010-03-02T02:18:00.000-08:00

This may look like a setup for a little bit of humor but trust me, this is for real and has been proven. Imagine going to a flying school, and you see this half way,

Hilarious!

More eye-candy!

2010-03-01T06:36:00.000-08:00

This is in conjunction to the previous thread I posted about Starcraft II. This post will just be about a little eye-candy for my Starcraft II buddies out there!

(My little Terran base)

(Small army, notice the "Thor"?)

(The Thor doing some sick moves and damage!)

(The Thor got fucked by a bunch of Battlecruisers)

(My Battlecruisers throwing some sick Yamato Cannon's on the other Battlecruisers that fucked my Thor)

All I can say is, Starcraft 2, IS SICK! ;D

Starcraft 2!

2010-03-01T04:12:00.000-08:00

Of all days, finally today I get to play it. I have to say its a major, and I mean major, improvement from the previous Starcraft. The graphics were astonishing, gameplay made me delirious!

There are many new units and most of them are just, plain awesome! Unlike the old Starcraft, you get to see stupid lasers shooting out every few seconds repeatedly, dealing very little damage. Now, its spontaneous and different attacks simultaneously going in and out, it was pure eye-candy!

I cant wait for the official release of this game, I am so going to get it! Hopefully it has LAN and I'll be playing with friends all night!

All good things, have to come to an end.

2010-02-28T06:15:00.001-08:00

That picture could be me spending my last "blissful" days. I love the beach, I have fun with friends which now we can only see in school. I will miss the lovely weekends at the beach. Sand castles, huge waves, salty water and stepping on fishes.

Being in the beach has become part of my life. I love lying down on the beach and enjoy the breeze blowing right at me and the sound of kids laughing and having fun. Looks like all those are maybe, taken away from me.

Might have to say goodbye now. Well, all good things have to come to an end. Wanna know how this all happened? Its what you call, lack of attitude and discipline. The 2 most important factors that determine your life. My sister got really bad results, she was bottom 6 of the class and boy-oh-boy, did my dad shouted at my sister.

The problem wasn't solely on the results, but her attitude as well. Big Mama and Jasmine comes over almost every weekends and sometimes weekdays. A little too much and sometimes, it causes personal issues. Moreover, you know how parents get right? Sometimes they blame friends or something that you do most. Well, its parents. Arrogant people but, oh well.

Goth!?

2010-02-26T08:42:00.001-08:00

This post is well, in collaboration with Steven's post.
I'm not officially Goth as said, can't really be justified, especially with my casual style of looking clean, wearing white clothes and shorts. Well thats just me, I don't just take 1 style very serious.

Anyway, I was reading Steven's blog just now and I decided to post a few pictures. Today, Jasmine and Big Mama had a slumber party over at my place in my sisters room. They played with make-up and took photo, so heck, I'll join and yeah, doesn't look great but it was done for fun.

Yeah I do like dark places, but I'm not officially Gothic.

How much is a golf ball worth?

2010-02-25T00:26:00.000-08:00

From Berkeley County South Carolina, whoever this person is, he was desperate to get his golf ball back. So he went fishing for it, with his bare hands. Well take a look at the consequences when you aren't careful!

(He lost his left arm)

(Look closely, the fucking Crocie got his bone. It ain't chicken feet)

(Paramedics and some rescue teams arriving)

(Icebox to well, store the hand maybe?)

(Lmao thats what you get stupid Crocie! Your now, the dead meat ~ )

(Whoopedoo ~)

(This is self explanatory ;D)

Among all the 3 billion humans in the world, only just 1 is still very important, even if its an accident.

ROFL!

2010-02-24T05:23:00.000-08:00

Here is Jasmine, looking like the nerd in our school bus,

Sorry for the blurriness, connection was crapping at that time!

Andy Chia?

2010-02-19T05:40:00.001-08:00

I can't remember his name. The guy that was trying to introduce the digital dictionary if I'm not mistaken last year (I didn't keep track of time, I never realized it was last year)

Remember where he distributed a paper all in Chinese and the last picture had him standing like a smarty boy? Haha, well I asked Steven to try imitate it.

Looks like Bean instead XD

Holy smokes!

2010-02-19T05:23:00.000-08:00

Holy smokes! I finally got a chance to take a picture of the Glarg Jeep! Looks pretty "rusty" doesn't it? While I was about to enter the Glarg Jeep to go PBC, I wondered what was the price of this cheapy jeepy. Found out something,

I think thats a little reasonable! Or is it? ;D

Anyway, today was such an exhilarating day in Boat Club! I'll list a few that happened today,

• I had heavy breakfast, S&S Chicken rice. Not the typical cheap Chinese stall types.

• Steven got jealous with his little burger ~

• Steven and I went to the gym. I did an accident thanks to Steven XD (LOUD noise)

• Went far in the beach where its a little deep, very cool and nice waves.

• Go on war with Alex and Steven, pretending to fight for our countries haha

• Couldn't have a peaceful shower, Alex kept climbing.

• If I'm not mistaken, Steven said he saw Alex's black balls. Rofl!

• Ate again, nice foods. Steven had his second boring burger again haha!

(I need burger! NEED BURGER! NEEED BUURGEER!)

KGM, ugh!

2010-02-13T02:40:00.000-08:00

*Hssssst*

I caught a snake in KGM! (Kelab Golf Murah)

Today was a bad day in KGM. I played like crap because I was starving, it was scorching hot and the bottom of my golf shoes came off. And yes the place deserves to be called that.

The moment my mom saw the snake she panicked hahaha! I threw it in the water unfortunately ._.

Bent 10

2010-02-11T05:16:00.000-08:00

Yeah, Bent 10! I laughed over that. I have a feeling these shoes were made from China. Similarly to majority of the items here. Speaking on that, I just heard something annoying from my class teacher.

"Hey man! We can open our business already! A factory in China can copy Blu-ray disc!"

Whether thats true or not (wish not) that sounds very disturbing. Would you like it if you made a great film, and a bunch of annoying chinese man took your disc, copied it and sell it for themselves?

This really reminds me of what Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gears said,
“What I really like about all this Korean and Malaysian car is it in better sense there are designed not by one Englishman who wanted to make a great car, but by a large group of chinamen who simply wanted to make money.”

There you go.

Glarg Jeep

2010-02-09T04:57:00.001-08:00

(GLARG JEEP OWNAR!)

Today Tzu-Nyen picked us up to PBC (Piasau Boat Club) for their training and for me to go gym. Wondering what the title means? Its what I call Tzu-Nyen's cute blue jeep. The Glarg Jeep mainly because it makes this,

"glargargglarglarg" sound when it goes around. Its kinda fun but the better thing was, its faster than the stupid Nike! Bus! I din't take a picture of it because I didn't want to disrespect directly in front.

Wonder how its like inside? You can tell from my sisters expression,

Holy ouchies!

2010-02-08T04:21:00.000-08:00

Watch this video, Steven asked me to see it in relation to "Josh Yeates"

Hahaha, never gets old!

Anyway, school life is starting to loosen up, I feel very happy with my marks as for now, Biology and Moral. I have a question, have you had this time, when you answered the first question, take for example, A but you felt it wasn't right, you changed it to B but the answer was actually A? I got that and if it wasn't for that I scored full marks on my Bio objective!

On the other hand I'm not doing the Sports Day and English periodic test essays. Sigh. Gotta remind myself on the file for EST. Nike Bus is fucking fun but unfortunately today the core ass whiping bastards, Jasmine and B/Ryan isn't there so I had to listen to little chinese girls brag and fuck about.

Brandon, I will try to see if I can play as keeper for you guys. Its been so long and I totally suck in keeping already.

Steven! I wont go Gothic for this CNY holiday. Especially not after my ridiculous haircut! I had a new one. From the Oblivion Nordic to Nerdic. I'll see how things turn out maybe my hair will grow enough. But you'll see its kinda pathetic!
*My dog just entered my room and it smells like shit*

Lastly, someone ignored me accidentally for a week, I thought she hated me or something, so I actually spent all week thinking about what bad have I done XD Turns out it wasn't what I thought it was. Thank goodness!

Hilarious stupid pushups!

2010-02-07T07:38:00.001-08:00

Watch this video. I can't stop laughing over this loser thinking he can get in the Guiness World Records! Concentrate on his knees, he's doing the fat man pushups,

Also watch closely on how he hits his head on the red dot! Haha hilarious! What an asshole!

(AKA, Ah Beng pushups)

The real posts?

2010-02-04T00:26:00.001-08:00

Its been quite a while since I've really posted anything on my blog due to the limited time from school. I'm currently using the shitty "Nike Bus" which only my friends know what it is. Feels like the bus is going to fall in days haha! It feels as if the driver only uses gear 2 and drive at a constant speed which is the highest in gear 2.

If I ask myself, does the bus use safety belts or ropes? It actually uses neither.

Today in the bus on the way home, Jasmine got pissed off by some anyone little brats screaming around the bus. Funny thing was, when the bus dropped the girl off in front of her house, nobody was opening the gate.

Jasmine screamed out loud,

"Nobody loves you! They wont open the gate! Face the consequences bitch!"

My sister and I laughed our ass off hahaha

Aye dog!

2010-01-28T01:40:00.001-08:00

Someone with the likes and face like you deserves lashing! You prejudiced juvenile son of a bitch! I know now why you know SO much about that! I thought you fucking got over it already but NO.

Just after assembly I was walking happily as usual up the stairs until I saw your fuck face! And I mean, fuck horrible spit face. All I just said was "Hi!" and you had to say "Chibai fuck" and yet tell me you hate me so much?

Look, people who have issues with me are normally childish, stupid, "Im-So-Clever" who cannot do any fucking better to settle problems. Instead, creating a shitle little fuck clan! I never forget what Miss Lai told you. It was the exact thing I said to you on which you started hating on me you bloody fucking hater!

On sports day since its not school, If I ever fucking see you again hating around on me, you better fucking watch out dog. My fists are all ready and reserved to hit the bullseye, your fucking FACE. I'll hurt you so badly you faggot its about TIME someone punched your ugly stupid face!

Woah, Argeo!

2010-01-22T04:42:00.000-08:00

I didn't forget when you said you were coming back to Miri. Unfortunately, you came back when we were having our PMR test and you were very busy with your personal issues.
Dude I don't know if you are reading this, but Steven and I really miss you so much man.

At this point, I am moving on but its very painful just to reminisce about everything we have done together and the endless fun we used to have. You were just the right buddy for us. We have so much in common, we play the same games, same attitude. Can't really find anyone here that beats you.

Remember we used to play Garry's Mod, watch LeetWorld and play Counter-Strike Source together? Best thing that ever happened last year.

Every morning my phone wakes me up with the tone End Where I begin, by The Script, and by listening to the song its already telling me its going to be a good day today. Not now though, listening to it just makes me feel like crying.

Ya know, after you left, Steven and I felt lonely like fuck knows. Please come back next time if you can, we will make it the day that we never forget!

We have stronger mental power?

2010-01-22T04:28:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, its been really long now. Lately, school has been a blast! I really like everyone in my class, much better than before and its really fun and nice knowing those new buddies I never thought I'd be good friends with.

Bad news is, the class placements are sort of being, shuffled again. That means, people from other classes will come in to different classes. Most of my buddies are going to 4C, chinese class, leaving me here with old friends. Really miss you guys! Damn!

Alright!

Now back to the title. My sister's friend, aka The Big Mama said to me yesterday,

"We girls, have stronger mental power than you guys!"

I asked a simple question to prove that wrong.

Me : Alright Tzu Nyen, where did the rain came from?
Her : God.
Me : There. I proved you wrong.

Chung Renovation = 0.1 / 5

2010-01-14T02:19:00.000-08:00

I seriously don't know how to start this. This faggot company should be ignored to the pittyless shit point. This made in China plastic dickbag has the worst in both customer service and his own.

First of all, he never does the job complete. Its like when people ask you to build a sandcastle, all you do is come and dump sand. Thats the equivalent of what he has done for my house landscaping, so shit that my family had to call someone else to redesign everything.

Secondly, he does PART of the job, runs away and expect FULL cash from you. Its like saying, you paid for a glass full of beer. It came back instead with just 50% and the bartender is expecting 100% payment. FUCK that.

The poor motherfucking customer service. All these quotes from him are something I hear back from Primary school.

"I'm chinese you no!"
"I need more money!"
"You shuttup"
"Its my money!"
And etc.

One that happened just a few minutes ago

Dad : "If you ever touch me again, I will throw you off the fucking gate!"

Chung "Go lah! Think I SCARE YOU MEH!?"

ROFLMAO!, Think I scare you meeeh~ SERIOUSLY, just fucking seriously, if that was a boy to me at school, he would have been wounded so badly.

I just came to wonder, what happens If I strip down his pants. It might be clean with a little baby wrinkled rat tail. This big time ultimate cock sucker sounded like he came out fresh from the village wanting to earn money.

He even said he doesn't take my dad as a "European". Oh I get it, you mean you don't take my dad as a rich guy who would give you money to upgrade your cheap "golden" Proton Wira?

So guys, in conclusion, FUCKING DONT THINK ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT, CLAIMING HIS SERVICES AND ITEMS COME STRAIGHT FROM US. HE IS ONE BIG TIME MADE IN CHINA SHORT BROWN SHITBAG THAT EXPECTS BLING BLING FROM FOREIGNERS.

He does half the job and ran away. We gave him like RM15K, All he needed was 4K to pay. We payed him to settle the 4K. But he thinks the 15K is his "Salary"

Sunday!

2010-01-09T18:02:00.000-08:00

Well, it feels good to wake up a little late and have friends over at house. I miss the good old days. Anyway I was YouTubing and I came across a few funny videos.

Watch carefully.

Train in Asia
I got this video from my dad. Imagine being in that train. Oh wait, I'd rather imagine my mom being in there, whining that she cant breathe

Why Jamie?

2010-01-08T06:04:00.000-08:00

(Maybe you have a private blog by any chance? XD)
(How come I dont see you in school lately? o_o)

I thank you guys of 3H

2010-01-04T04:55:00.000-08:00

Seriously, I'm in 4D and I really miss everything from 3H. I'd really like to thank everyone in Form 3H that made it 3H. Its the best class of our year. Everyday is like the same old thing but its still something new that we learn from each other.

In 4D I'm like a complete fucking stranger, nobody talks to me except for the 3H students that are in there. I really miss all the teachers. I thank you all for teaching our class, you guys were absolutely great especially for,

Miss Celine
You are the best Science teacher I ever had in my life I swear. You made it my favorite subject, the way you teach is very entertaining and its just great. Any day of my life I would pick you as the best Science teacher.

There is so much credits to give out to each and everyone but I cant write a wall of text. I miss the way you teach. Seriously in 4D now, I could only hear nothing but chingchongchingchong. Everything is Chinese. Not for a minute I heard anyone made an English sentence =(

Lastly, I love every one of you in 3H. You made it happen, each and everyone of you counts. I fucking love the memories and days I cant believe its all gone already. I can still remember the memories of early 2009 very clearly. Thank you for all the great times. Love you all.

2010 won't be so great maybe.

2010-01-04T00:20:00.001-08:00

I feel like a loner in my class who doesn't is the only one that doesn't understand Chinese. Anyway, I got this from Jamie which she got from Chelsea.

I confess that in 2009, I have...

(x) stayed single for the whole year
( ) made out in/on a car
( ) kissed in the snow
( ) celebrated Halloween
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) had your heart broken
( ) broke someone else’s heart
( ) had a stalker
(x) went over the minutes on your cell phone
( ) had a good relationship with someone
(x) someone questioned your sexual orientation
(x?) gotten pregnant
(x?) had an abortion
( ) have a relationship with someone you’ll never forget
(x) done something you’ve regretted
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under a mistletoe

OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
( ) ran a mile
( ) shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
(x) posted a blog
(x) listened to music you couldn’t stand
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went camping
(x) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
( ) visited a foreign country
( ) cut in a line of waiting people
( ) told someone you were busy when you weren’t
(XXX) partied to celebrate the new year
( ) cooked a disastrous meal
(x) lost something/someone important to you

In 2009, I…
( ) broke a promise
(x) lied
( ) went behind your parents back
(x) cried over a broken heart
(x) disappointed someone close
( ) hid a secret
(x) pretended to be happy
( ) slept under the stars
( ) kept your new years resolution
(x) forgot your new years resolution
( ) met someone who changed your life
( ) met one of your idols
(x) changed your outlook on life
(x) sat home all day doing nothing
( ) pretended to be sick
( ) left the country
( ) almost died
( ) given up something important to you
(x) lost something expensive
(x) learned something new about yourself
(x) tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it
(x) made a change in your life
(x) found out who your true friends were
(x) met great people
(x) stayed up till sunrise
( ) cried over the silliest thing
( ) was never home on weekends
( ) got into a car accident
(x) had friends who were drifting away from you
( ) had someone close to you die
( ) had a high cell phone bill
( ) spent most of your money on food
( ) had a fist fight
(x) went to the beach with your best friend
( ) saw a celebrity
(x) gotten sick
( ) liked more than 5 people at the same time
( ) became closer with a lot of people

Not to mention HAPPY. he's just so ... waait this isn't right =/ ( XD )

I have no friends in 4D thats sad.

Who is in Form 4D on 2010?

2009-12-31T05:54:00.000-08:00

Anyone going to Form 4D pleease tell me in the chatbox :D

Fuck you chinese prick!

2009-12-31T00:40:00.000-08:00

So,
My dad, sister and I went to Boulivard to buy a wall clock. We bought a big Seiko brand clock. The shop assistant put it in a box and tied it up without a plastic bag. Never mind that I can carry that.

Then my sister wanted to buy a thumb drive so we headed to this pothole of shit, Boulivard IffyT ShittyStore. What a pleasant greet. The minute I entered that shop pile of junk, this fucking cheap spit shit face Ah beng little chinese boy said,

"Ma de ni kan ang moh bla bla"

I did not catch that clear but my sister said that the little fucking cunt told his other fucking friends that I was acting tough? Acting tough by what carrying my shopping? You don't like the way I carry a fucking clock? How about if I say,

"Ma de look at you fucking shitwipe son of a yellow chinese bitch crappy skinny hair, short dick and bitchy face with eyes that CANT even open"

Tell you what you God damn bullfuck, you were sweet fucking lucky I did not catched what I heard otherwise I swear I'll take my huge glass wall clock out and swing it right into your fucking inbred yellow skinny panda face and watch your face bleed so badly that I take a few pictures and send it to some china dolls for ransom! Who the fuck do you think you are huh? A fucking small short boy working at the most shitty disgraceful place?

I know the moment I stared at you I can see fear. Go act tough. I'm looking forward for visiting your horseshit face but the next time I hope to throw you down 3 stairs of escalators, record it and put it up on YouTube laugh at you slit your throat and dick and post it up to your shitty generation of fat lazy inbred family!

I seriously can't take these shit anymore fucking Ah Beng's lowlife budget boy with your RM10 shitty budget Proton Wiralution Sagalution Wajackass whatever the shit you love to drive!

TMNet dude

2009-12-30T04:52:00.000-08:00

Alright so this guy from TMNet is coming to my house to check my Line Attenuation and SLR Margin. I think his name is called Wan Khalid Bin Wan Wan something. He is very friendly though.

He came when I was still sleeping haha but luckily my hair isn't messy. I was there with him near my modem. He then took out his laptop, it looked very old and I assure it is because it took a clean 15 minutes to fully boot it up.

Then he went in my modem, haha he told me "Sorry its been a long time since I din't check this modem". So after 5 minutes he found the ADSL Status and found out that my Line Attenuation is too high for a 4Mbps line. But anyway I took it.

On Speedtest it dint look so fast but as soon as I downloaded the Flight Simulator X demo off Microsoft, the speed was like 450kb/s and he said something that was hilarious.

"WAW OH DAMN 450kb/s THATS FAAAST!"

I laughed loudly haha it was epic. He told me he uses 0.3Mbps package haha.

Its great but a little bit off.

2009-12-29T23:34:00.000-08:00

Thats my speed from TMNet. Its great but I subscribed for a 4Mbps package. Not getting what I pay for but as usual, if you use TMNet you never get what you pay for. So I'm fine. :D

Its just a day left to the legit 2010!

EDIT :

I did a test again this evening. Even better.

New Years Resolution

2009-12-29T08:17:00.001-08:00

2009 is great when I think about it. Sure there ups and down on everything that happened during that time but all-in-all its very good year. Alright time for my new years resolution. Although I did not fully achieved my previous new years resolution, I am very determined to achieve this one since things are going to get different.

Right lets get on with it,

1. Improve my Malay talking skills
- For me living in Malaysia and barely knowing some Malay is tough. Its very complicated to communicate with social workers and some people who don't understand English. I'm also doing this for the sake of my SPM. I already did bad on my PMR for Malay.

2. Eat Healthy
- My dad is concentrating the family diet. I have to be honest, my mom doesn't cook breakfast at all even if she does its very seldom. My mom also thinks that buying those fruit juice drinks from outlets is healthy which isn't. On the contrary, my father told her whats a healthier way to live. So much for exaggerating that she thinks she knows it all just because she has the rank of a mother lol.

3. Get Toned
- This year I only did some weightlifting but next year, with my new healthy eating, I'm very determined on losing fat thus leading a much more healthier life. I don't want to be a heart-attack victim like Hugh Gustar :D

4. Do moderately well if possible, very good in my studies
- I have to concentrate more on my weak points especially Malay. There is no other way I could study other subjects using the Malay language neither is there anyway to compensate with it.

Thats pretty much all of it. (Why at some point I suddenly lost the confidence? XD)

I hope to be a little bit more better next year. Its just tomorrow anyway. Same goes to everyone I know. I sincerely hope everything goes well next year for each and everyone of us. Have a happy new year guys!

Fuck you.

2009-12-27T20:47:00.000-08:00

Bahasa Melayu and Sejarah. I have something to say. FUCK YOU.
Thanks to these uttermost useless piece of shit scrap junk I had ugly D's in my PMR.

I don't remember registering for Malay subjects but NO. I registered for Option 3. I suddenly had to take it. Well I have to study some stupid language for the sake of SPM.

The rest, I aced subjects for Science stream thats all.

Music at the best!

2009-12-26T04:58:00.000-08:00

Well my crappy SonicGear speakers subwoofer suddenly became junk I don't know what happened. Funny thing is that the subwoofer breathes! Its like it goes inwards and outwards repeatedly it really look like it was breathing. And even the sound was there.

So for Christmas my dad bought the family (Prolly for himself :P, he sits in front the TV most of the time) a 46" Samsung LED TV with a Blu-ray player alongside a Pioneer surround sound system.

So that means my dad doesn't need the Sony DVD Player with surround sound he has. So I took it, bought some Audio to CRA cable adapter and hooked things up. Now I'm fucking enjoying music like never before~

Well I guess thats my Christmas present. Merry Christmas and happy new years guys!

Celebrating Christmas in Theodore's!

2009-12-25T06:11:00.000-08:00

Today just RUULZ! Its awesome and fun. And most of the friends are girl which is an extra eye-candy to us. Not some ugly cheap C whore act cute trash bitches haha.

Most of the time playing around, for the first time I felt like in a party where I'm not the stranger and the different guy. I just wish the party lasted longer. Theodore's house is totally amazing.

Its soo funny at that place when Jasmine and Theodore are insulting each other. Jasmine was talking about her cat pooing on her bed and suddenly when they insulted each other,

Jasmine : Your dog (female) hates you because your a gay!
Jasmine : Dogs are just sooo stupid!

Theodore : Heh, your cats worst that it SHIT in your bed!

Merry Christmas! 2010 ahead!

2009-12-24T21:37:00.001-08:00

(I still feel so full from Christmas Eve I feel like a fat cow I must crawl!)

Hey guuys ~

So its Christmas today and I woke up at like 1 PM. For my family though, we aren't snobbish greedy kids who wants PS3, Xbox 360, a huge car for Christmas. So there aren't really presents under my tree.

Surprisingly this afternoon though there is 2 and a hamper of yummies. One of them is my sisters present and the other one is mine. The hamper goes out to each of us. I'm really happy I got something which I almost asked for "more".

Tadaa ~

Lynx deodorant and shower gel. Thats why I smell so sweet. Haha literally but yeah its really a good product. This is what I use in the shower. (When you go out with me you can smell it) I feel happy because I can't find any of these in Miri so my dad found them in Brunei!

And also, TMNet gave me a little something something from those long disconnection yesterday.

Lastly, my dad is planning to buy a Samsung LED TV, (Wallet busting price) and the Blu-ray player. That means he doesn't need that DVD player he has with many speakers. That means I can maybe? steal! that speakers and turn my room into some kind of 7.1 Surround Sound-a-like Weeee

I love 2009. :'(

2009-12-21T08:24:00.001-08:00

Alright now I really have the feeling of regret that I deleted my old blog. Guys if you read this I would love to tag you on this to. Talk about the best moments of 2009 you had and a song that automatically just bring back all the memory. It all started when I was browsing through my phone where all the old musics from the time of the concert.

As for me, 2009 started alright. I had everything I wished for and everything felt great. My class teacher was a great Math teacher, not to mention, she can also be a big time therapist hahaha which I believe our class deserves.

Also I'll never forget Argeo. I really miss having him around, when he first entered our class I can hear people making fun of him especially Joshua hehe, but thats how things go.

My school life sitting beside Steven is great. Everyday I always had my trustworthy brother beside me making me feel like home. I love everything really, it is great. Feel sorry for what happened to Neil Wong though.

Now the BIGGEST part which I'd also like to say the story of my school life, was the band and concert. It punches me in the heart just to think about all the memories that we've gone through, all the great times, and the free 1 month of musical entertainment and fun. During the concert period, a day is like a day of fun and joy especially when we went out from school to walk to Christians house just to get the instruments which I called the amplifier, a suitcase of cash and also going to Dewan.

The times when Chung yun, his friends and I played at Dewan, EVERYTHING! Its just more than what Im about to tell because I just cant concentrate with all the memories just jumping in! :'(

The music The Man Who Cant Be Moved by The Scripts is the music of my memories. Its the music that I constantly listen to throughout the concert time. I'll also never forget all the great times when we went Parkson, and seeing Darrel run on walls, haha!

The saddest thing is though were not gonna see all our Form 5 seniors that were in the band with us. I'm really gonna miss you Aaron, you were one of the biggest member there and you even made things funny for us. I really REALLY miss you so much I just WISH you can stay just for 1 more year! :'(

Thats all I'm gonna say today. Its kinda hard for me to type all the expressions and feelings.

I just wanna say, I LOVED 2009!

The beginning of the end!

2009-12-18T07:37:00.000-08:00

Well guys I'm really nervous about the PMR coming. UEC was already a hit. Thanks to Godwin I get to check my results without bringing my parents, my wonderful dangerous parents to see the results. Well for,

English
I'm white. So yeah just guess.

Bahasa Malaysia
I'm white. So yeah just guess.

Science
I got a C. Thats painful maybe its because I scribbled my Subjective? I wish I could've got a B though.

Mathematics
This subject made me puke at my screen when I saw the result. A D. DEATH. PARENTS!

Anyway so my results are A,C,C,D. If I scored B for Science it would be A,B,C,D.

Another annoying thing happened when I was eating in this Thai restaurant in Lutong. Some women entered the restaurant but I couldn't bother. After eating burning stuffs, I head to my dads car along with my parents. And suddenly someone called my name. Good Lord its my history teacher Mdm. Hailing! But funny thing is my mind was SO out of school I din't even recognized her hahaha :D And the most scariest part was that she was asking me to find my UEC results in school. And imagine if my parents heard that. I pretend like I dint know and I go
"Huh what huh what? Sorry I have to go now okey thanks bye!"

And I rushed in the car with my heart bumping SO fast and hard. I was DAMN lucky.

Oh shit!

2009-12-18T02:45:00.000-08:00

Watch this video and listen to the kid screaming "Oh Shit!"

Anyway, sorry for not updating my blog even though you don't care. Been really busy lately and been given shit by annoying people. I have to say, it got me questioning, why do some people lack common sense soo much? And sometimes even when they are clever, they seem very stupid when it comes to everyday life?

Best answers in a test over at UK

2009-12-11T03:39:00.000-08:00

These seriously made my day!

Whats the use when you yourself dont act?

2009-12-09T18:56:00.000-08:00

I see some people blabbering here and about insisting we look after our Earth. I respect people with the knowledge to be grateful and caring for what we live in but the respect I have for people is merely none.

Sure, you post up similar stuff like this in your blog or elsewhere about Save the Earth, like you cared. But honestly, you ever wondered about your own self? You cant handle the fact that with your luxury everyday life, you are deteriorating the Earth.

I know loads of people/kids that require special treatment and help even when its far from mandatory. Like needing their parents to send them where its just an half an hour walk. Loves slacking in nice air-conditioned room. But its pointless for me to say here, nobody will change for good. Why you think they made the 2012 film?

But mark my words, 2012 is not going to happen its fake, but Global warming, I assure you WILL.

Do not "Ice Skating"

2009-12-09T04:54:00.000-08:00

Please do not Ice Skating.

(If you don't get this joke, your not fit to live.)

Lets all hold our hands and send our condolences to Steve!

2009-12-05T10:04:00.000-08:00

Here is a picture if you wanna know what happened today at December 6th 2009. T.T

(The ghost joke wasn't for fun guys, I really dint know what happened okay! >.<)

When at first I saw that, I felt like I was in a comma for a few seconds. After that I literally burst to tears. I just cant help it, I feel so sorry for my dear buddy Steve Kong Bing Yuan, a really good friend.

Even at this very moment, I'm in tears. His dad had severe sickness. And as we all know with our God damn hopeless Hospitals in Miri, whoever comes there sick barely returns alive. What on earth are the doctors DOING for fucks sake!?

Seriously if you ever fucking dare make jokes of this, your no one else than a stupid heartless cool-wannabe piece of shit.

Women as explained by engineers!

2009-12-03T14:04:00.000-08:00

Well its already 6AM, I haven't have any sleep yet. I guess I've got insomnia then =/

Anyway, check this out,

Very smart! :D

Memories

2009-12-02T06:17:00.000-08:00

Guys I'm working on it. Please though its been really a long time so it might be rubbish but I will try my best to make the server I used to in the past.

Oh and here is a glimpse of how the Admin (Me) works with his future GM's.

You better Nick!

Just doing all these seriously bring back the memories. Good sweet memories of the past on how things were always great, every single day is a new day, new people and its always "Us", the small but really happy team working out on the server to the peoples desire.

If anyone still remember the private server days, the real reason behind the closing of my previous server was because of non-stop hardcore bullshittery from kids. Secondly is that my desktop was 24/7, I got no support, I cant play games :[ and my hardwares were about to die.

Funny though kids requested their refunds and got the Jesus middle finger on their face for skipping and not obliging on the Terms of Services hahaha!

Internet Middle Finger!

2009-11-29T08:31:00.000-08:00

I have always wondered, why do people always use this,

"oOo" or even this "o0o" as the middle finger? Because it will actually look like this,

Now if you add some length to the middle part like this for example,

"_|_" or ",,|,," it will be something like this,

Buut, never mind me, its just blablabla ;D

Blind Cricket (Hilarious!)

2009-11-27T20:30:00.000-08:00

Watch this video which I just received from my dad! Hilarious!

Online card trick!

2009-11-26T17:38:00.000-08:00

This is Ron!

You are going to perform "Ron's" card trick by yourself, on yourself.

After you've thought about this for a while, pass it on to those poor unsuspecting friends you just love to pull something over on. Lastly, if you know how the trick goes, please keep it to yourself. (No point showin-off, nobody isn't gonna care about your ego)

Pick on of the following cards. Don't click on it, just keep it in your head.

Now think about your card for 10 seconds in front of Ron.

Ron will attempt to read your mind! After a few seconds, scroll down.

The great Ron has removed your card!

Amazing isn't it =D

Now scroll up and do it again!

Amazing eye-illusion!

2009-11-26T17:32:00.001-08:00

When you look at this picture in a close look, you'll see only Albert Einstein.

But if you stand 5 meters distance, it will become Marilyn Monroe!

Annual Dementia Test (Try it!)

2009-11-25T03:18:00.000-08:00

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3..

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany). Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or 'no man's land'?

Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator.
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales .
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now test this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!!

They cheated, so what?

2009-11-24T04:15:00.001-08:00

To all my friends, I'd just like to say to you's, they cheated, so what? For example in a test, someone cheated and aced it, they tell you like its a golden opportunity they just took and you feel despaired, like

"He aced, you fail, he gets joy, you get agony!"

Actually, when he tells you that, just keep quiet and tell yourself,

"Thats a horrible thing to say it wasn't even your effort! Go F* yourself loser, no point taking pride on that!"

If you cheat in something, your absolutely cheating on yourself. I have a story I would like to share to you guys to understand the concept. In this story I'd use Steven and Hugh as the characters.

Steven is an acclaimed F1 racer, state champion. Hugh has the F1 race exam he has to ace in order to proceed to the next level. Hugh paid or influenced Steven to race under his name and used a mask that looks exactly like Hugh, thus winning the race.

Now everyone got astonished and hurried Hugh on the track to race but he has no skills or any idea. And as soon as Hugh stepped on the gas,

"*Vroooooom~* "HAAARRRH!(Hugh shouts)" *BAAAM!*"

I know its something you should not take seriously, but you get the idea :D

My Sidewinder X8!

2009-11-23T00:28:00.001-08:00

My mom and sister just came back from Singapore, they told me they loved the stay there. They bought loads of stuff, almost RM6,000 worth of clothes and a few miscellaneous. They called me yesterday to ask my dad how much is the budget for them to go shopping, my dad replied, a "limitless" budget. So alright they have the credit card, and girls, they go shopping like wild.

So I asked my sister to buy me a simple Razer mouse, maybe a Razer Salmosa or something. In the end, I guess she went to a lame china item selling shop like our Boulivard I.T Superstore (Maybe not), she bought me a Microsoft Sidewinder X8!

People reported that the size of the mouse is too big and so is the weight. Personally I have no problems with their doubts.

Side by side comparison between a oem Acer mouse and the Sidewinder X8. I'm a claw-grip user, and I can still use the claw-grip on this mouse. So to me, size is no problems if you have hands like mine.

Also most gamers are very skeptical on wireless mouse due to the latency and lag, but like most reviews and by personal experience, this is the first wireless gaming mouse without any latency at all meaning, no lag on a wireless mouse, extremely grateful for that!

On the other hand, having a battery recharger for any wireless peripheral is very essential. The Sidewinder X8 has a very unique dock where you can just round the wires around the dock, which you may see below,

To charge this mouse, all you have to do is hook up the cable on the bottom front side of the mouse.

I have to say this is very innovative for Microsoft to come up with a magnetic charge cable! Just put it in and its attracted to it, or in other words, sticked to it which allows you to play your games while charging, like this! How magnificent!

Microsoft has also come up with a new technology sensor called the "BlueTrack" sensor (See below)! This new technology holds up to 4000dpi (dots per inches also sensitivity) compared to other gaming mouses which goes around 1,800 and above, and also produces up to 13,000fps!

What I love about it is that well, its BLUE! I can look at it all day and it looks better than the ordinary red sensors! Next comes in the on-the-fly DPI buttons! As you can see above on the first picture, the 3 little square buttons on top of the mouse, going from top to bottom, I can change the DPI from 4,000 to 500 (Higher to lower sensitivity), depending on what I set it on the Control Panel. Now this allows me when I'm playing FPS games like Battlefield 2, I can switch to a low DPI when I'm sniping and a medium when on Rifle. I switch it to high whenever I'm flying a jet, helicopter or if I'm playing games like Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08!

The feel of this mouse is great! The only biggest downfall of this mouse is that its not very compatible with cloth mousepads (SERIOUSLY >_>) If I set the DPI or sensitivity to around 2,000, It will skip like 1 cm of the position I'm moving the mouse constantly. But don't worry I can play it on my desk as this mouse glides extremely smoothly.

Overall, I give this mouse a 9/10! Greatest wireless gaming mouse my sister bought for me! ;D

Peter Chao talks about Jacob from Twilight!

2009-11-22T07:31:00.000-08:00

Watch this clip! Really made my day and even until now I just cant stop laughing!

Muslims always have problems dont they?

2009-11-21T21:14:00.000-08:00

http://entertainment.malaysia.msn.com/News/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3711771

Click and read that article over there. 2012 is just a doomsday film you bastards! These rat tails got hurt just because the destruction of the Kaaba and Mosques were in the scenes? Despite the collapsing of Rio De Janeiro's monumental Christ the Redeemer statue and the Vatican! Can you fucking numbnuts get a load of yourselves? Is this something so huge for you to take in consideration to the point you stupid piece of shits condemn the film?

"For the common people, the portrayal of doomsday in this film could distort their faith -- that's what I'm worried about."

Thats what your worried about? More like thats what you think is going to happen you pety songcock. The potrayal of doomsday will not distort neither would it deteriorate their faith, it shows the consequences of not taking care of the planet!

"The controversial things about the film are, first, in Islam doomsday should not be visualised or predicted, it's the secret of God," council chairman Amidhan told AFP.

Nobody wants to listen to your shit. Islam Doomsday should not be visualised or predicted? If you faggots think, the havoc and destructions of doomsday including the disasters are part of the planets natural phenomena, not your piece of shit God casting a wand to the Earth!

Junior high school student Steven Benedictto, 14, said the film had a positive message. "I disagree with the MUI that people should not watch this movie. It has a beautiful message that we all should repent and industries should reduce their sinful activities, such as deforestation," he said.

He doesn't sound like a muslem at all :D 5 stars for the guy, at most he has some sense in his head unlike the pathetic jackshits that were talking about. I just hope he doesn't get tortured to death by this. Oh wait, thats the Malaysian way of dealing with these ..

SOO much faith on a imaginary fat fuck on the sky thats what you people are.

Whats wrong with Atheism?

2009-11-21T06:32:00.000-08:00

Sometimes it gets in my nerves when I eat in a table filled with Christians. They always tell me "Pray before you eat!" and all I just did was sit stood there. One fag peeked and see that I wasn't praying. After the prayer, he questioned me why din't I pray. I told him I was an Atheist of course but that brings a thought to his empty head, what is an Atheist?

Atheist basically means the lack of any belief on a God. Now when those words went right into their minds, somehow it triggered some sort of alarm in their head. Holy hell they were convicting me. They said I'm a man of the devil because I don't believe in God? Come on seriously you nutshells, not believing in something majority of the people put their faiths doesn't make me the opposite.

Why are you an Atheist?

In my life, I believe that I can make a difference.
My prayers were never answered. Ask yourself that question.
Which will you do when the chips are down? Pray or take action?
When your in a hospital, will you put your faith in prayers rather than penicillin?

Do you think the Bible is fake?

(Removed because I get overwhelming questions.)

Do you believe in Jesus?

60% no, 40% yes. Why no? Egyptian God of the Sun, Horus. Borned 25th December out of a virgin mother, has around 12 I guess number of disciples, few of them betrayed him and thus crucified. Doesn't that sound familiar to you?

The Kabbar (Black box in Mekkah) is in the center of the Earth!

(Removed due to some flagrant MUSE.)

Do you believe in Ghosts?

NO. Ghosts are just tricks to fool the human mind. I've tried a few dares to call the ghosts, nothing happened. All the show in Discovery Channel is fake, use common sense. All the ghost stories you hear never are justified and it normally comes from "This girl, that place, this that, no specific settings." Lastly, putting dog tears in your eyes will just radiate it causing you to have a blurry vision, thus on weak minded bastards, they think its ghosts.

I finally turned 15!

2009-11-19T06:05:00.000-08:00

(Really sorry if you cant understand what I said. I only had 2 hours of sleep today and I drank like 3 bottles of Kikapoo and big cups of Coke!)

Today I finally turned 15! It was really a day I will treasure in my heart. It was also exhilarating! At first it was dull and boring but as things went by, it turned out to be really fun! Christian and Hugh were the first to arrive at my house, they were both outside my gate and I was like O.o What!? XD

Anyway, we went to GK Supermarket bought chicken drumsticks and some marinade sauces, which Christian was really good at, and haha, funny to see Hugh pilling and chopping garlic. I started the fire at the BBQ, lighted some mosquito coils and turned on the radio which Traxx played really good artists! Thumbs up to them!

To my surprise, Dylan said he could come! Yay! Unfortunately we cant contact Steven, at that moment, I felt like the chances of him arriving was slim. Dylan then arrived and brought 2 tubs of ice-cream! Yay thanks bro really appreciate your generosity! Unfortunately though, Christian had to go back early because he had an appointment with someone over at Eastwood, yeah he is going to work there as a waiter alongside with Carlos.

We heard a horn, thought it was Christian's parents but I was thrilled to see Steven, so I was like waving from far away STEVEN STEVEN! Hahaha, I opened the gate and we talked outside.

Then after we were done, the party really started hehe, I turned up some real loud electro music, we were dancing like crazy! And Steven, our daredevil did something crazy hehe.

See that little fountain? I poured Coke in it hehe and we dared Steven to drink it!

Looks like his eyeballs are about to pop-out hehehe ~

Then we went on LAN partying, playing Crysis, L4D and especially Battlefield 2! Laughing around, screaming and everything, plus the music, was really great hehe. And again I really cannot stop laughing to see this,

Hugh using the laptop! Hahaha a dead man using a laptop! RORFLF! HAhaha sorry cant help it hehehe ~

So after gaming and stuff, we went over to Boat Club and thats where I took the picture above. We wanted to play some beach ball but the tide was really close and someone already took it. So we played around.

I got some awesome pictures of Steven hahaha!

Haha really funny guy! After some time havin fun, we played around on the beach hehe, getting wet and stuff. You know the drill hehehe. Then after we finished, we went in the bathroom to wash our trousers haha, I'm grateful I wore my short Hawaiian trousers hehe, Steven had to take a long time to get his pants dry. BTW, another picture of him here~

We ate some nice dinner hehe sadly for Dylan he ate some Kampung Fried Rice, so spicey ~

AND AGAIN RAWWWR!

GUSTAR! We were teasing him haha, what food he wanted, we kept saying Brain, Zombie Juice and anything related to the dead hahaha!

Overall I really love today! I love you guys, seriously mean a lot to my life!

Seriously, what could get any better for today!

ATI has released new drivers, which is the CCC 9.11! Same goes to Sims 3 on the other hand, released a new patch which unfortunately glitched my neighbourhood but its alright. I guess I can take that as my birthday gifts too haha!

Creating each others!

2009-11-19T05:30:00.001-08:00

Really sorry if you can't understand what I'm typing. Basically I had only 2 hours of sleep and drank a lot of Kikapoo today haha!

Well after we finished our outings and stuff, we decided to play Sims 3. I intended to make Hugh only but we slowly drift off to making a lot because we burst to laughter every time we make someone!

At first we tried making Hugh Gustar!

Its the closest we could get because seriously, Hugh wont sit still and smile for at least a minute haha and when the Sims started to look like him, we laughed, and he softly slapped my head haha, as usual, our Gustar!

Then we move on to create ARGEO! Haha! We actually randomized this Sim but then Dylan said it looked like Argeo, it probably does and we all burst to laughter! Laughing so hard non stop, my jaws are shivering and my stomach hurts hahaha!

Next, we created Brian Chong! Really, so much laughter was in the process!

Really such an exhilarating day today! Oh and lastly, Thank you Dad for the awesome shower gel and deodorant! Really great stuff. Also Thank you very much for the huge Chocolate bar you bought me! I appreciate everything!

My Q9400 screams!

2009-11-17T08:35:00.001-08:00

Alright guys, I totally underestimated this chip! Knowing that it only has 6MB of cache, I obliged with others that this chip wont perform adequately to my expectations! But I'm actually astounded and seriously, I know my eyes did not deceived me!

My Sims 3 gameplay performance had increased drastically, its finally silky smooth now but still a little bit of stuttering is noticable. Nevertheless, it definitely made the gameplay admirable!

Now for the biggest surprise. You'll never believe me. I just benched Crysis Demo and try to differentiate the difference. Just a little more you should take in consideration is that I run it under a HD 4770 (860,860) and 4GB 800Mhz (Allowing a 1:1 ratio in the FSB)

Thats right. A 11fps increase over the previous dual core overclocked @ 3.8Ghz! Proof?

I'm seriously blown away! I reckoned other peoples opinions on the 2 fast cores rather then 4 slow cores theory but this had already gave me a doubt on that. Plus, this is just the Demo, I heard that on the updated retail version it utilizes Quads even more so I'm expecting to see better performance.

Lastly, I did a test on DX10 and 64Bit, 1FPS loss only.

Videos of my day!

2009-11-17T04:17:00.000-08:00

Another one that made my day! Hahaha

Speaking of bikes, same goes to this one!

I'm not Indian!

2009-11-15T20:46:00.000-08:00

Alex De "Virgin" I'm not Indian! ;D

You see that red dot? No it isn't a pimple nor a zit. Its a little wound? I don't know the right word for it but you see me have that little thing ever few months. Well I get this not because I'm Indian its because of constant rubbing on my forehead. Yeh, I have a bad habit which is bumping and rubbing my forehead on the pillow. So you get the idea.

Education nowadays?

2009-11-15T05:16:00.000-08:00

I see there is something wrong with the education in some schools. This little homework here seems to deteriorate the quality of some students. How? Let me show you.

Originally this is what it looks like.

I have to say, this is a big mistake. It should be like this!

Yes! He is happy because he has a lot of money! (Hehehe) Now kids, you see, having a lot of fish just makes you a smelly cheap fishermen thats happy to live under a mud hut near the beach with a family that eats just rice and a stupid little kid that climbs coconut tree's AKA the slum village life. Your kids go to school with 20Cents. How you feel if you could only bring 20 cents to school? You drive a motorbike and the worst thing is that if you bring your whole family and your bike tripped on a rock, boom, your family is DEAD.

If you have a lot of money, think about it. You can live the dream, possess anything by your desires, live clean and healthy, get good strip.. I mean slippers compared to fisherman who uses.. Forget it I don't want to hurt the fishermen's but you get the idea!

Cadbury Chocolate!

2009-11-15T05:00:00.000-08:00

Hello guys! I just have to say something before I die! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

So in the past few days including today I've eaten two of my most favorite chocolate from Cadbury which means I am going to talk about them! I have a passion for chocolates because basically I love them so much and my idol when I was a little boy was Choki!

Okey seriously, lets get on with it. First up I'd like to talk about,

Cadbury Black Forest chocolate! I know some pathetic kiddies would say,
"OOH Black Forest = Choi Mao har har har har"

Well I can only say 3 words to you : Weh FACK YOU!

I love the Black Forest mainly because it has some sort of black stuff in it thats really crunchy and delicious. In addition I can get some chewy red fruit in it which is like eating white rabbit candy! Normally I'd run to my nearby Supermarket and grab a bar, put it in a freezer and eat it if I'm watching or doing anything that I'm just sitting still. Secondly too is that this particular chocolate doesn't hurt my teeth at all, I don't know maybe its just so magical!

Alright now onto my second!

Old Jamaican Dark Chocolate! I love the bitter taste of Dark Chocolate! This one taste much better than the Black Forest though but it all depends on personal opinions. I like the raisins in the chocolate as well as the taste of rum in it. Whenever I take a bite, its like taking a step to paradise!

Thats all I gotta say and I'm sorry if my reviews are inconsistent or just isn't informative but trust me, you gotta take a bite and taste it because actions speak louder than words! Bye!

For that boy band lovin girls out there!

2009-11-14T19:55:00.000-08:00

Haha I found this on one of my favorite music YouTube channel! Cracked me up haha it made my day! (Please take note I don't hate them I just find this hilarious!)

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|------/|\-Nick Jonas
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_________
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|------/|\-Joe Jonas
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|-----/|\-Kevin Jonas
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Put these on your page if you hate the Jonas Brothers (Created by Falloutboygirl9).

Things are getting better.

2009-11-13T07:27:00.000-08:00

So after the tragedy from yesterday, my family is gradually getting better. Things are a little bit better. I've learned quite a lot of things from my parents especially my mom, childish women I really have to say.

Seriously think twice before doing anything, you don't want to end up regretting. Also try to understand the situation of other peoples instead of just budging in and act like your in control, some kind of problem solver.

And lastly, the reason of being scared doesn't show that your a coward. It shows that you take precautions. It is also for safety and survival reasons. To whoever calls you a coward, they are just a juvenile stupid piece of trash that you should not even bother giving a fuck to.

Buzzz!

2009-11-12T23:14:00.000-08:00

(Wonder why am I sleeping like that?)

Chung Yun slept over my house and were like LAN partying all night! We played Battlefield 2, a huge match with lots of other enemies, loads of fun and also played Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 where I love to tease Chung Yun in Man UTD! Hehehe

So we played until 4AM in the morning and we seriously had to get some sleep although I'm still active because I'm the night owl! Hoot hoot! (ROFL) By the time we all went to bed and was ready to sleep, we were talking to each other, you know the usual stuff we do. Then as time went by, I felt like I was talking to myself, finding out that Chung Yun is already asleep!

But that really made me giggle all night which is why I wasn't able to sleep properly. Here is why ~

Haha damn hilarious ~

New Worlds Tallest Man!

2009-11-12T05:08:00.002-08:00

There is a new worlds tallest man, he's also in the Guinness World Records being the tallest man. Hehe its not that old Bao Xishun guy anymore, we finally have a decent and young Turkish man, not to mention better looking hehe. (Xishun looks like our school athlete coach. No offence XD)

BTW, anything in particular?

T.C.Y plays for Man UTD!

2009-11-12T02:17:00.000-08:00

Yeh he does! But in for PES 2010 only! Hahaha!

There is a little purple gamma on the left side of his face, thats because the picture is taken by my shitty K810i! Next time I'm going to use a DSLR! (If I'm rich enough!)

Take a look at him overall! Hahaha!

I also made a little MV for him Rofl, check him out playing for Man UTD as a winger!

(Yeh the left side of his face looks like plastic, he's quality which is! *Turns and look behind at Chung Yun*)
Haha watch Rooney at the video he looks like he wants to punch Chung Yun's face and touched Carrick's ass!

*BTW, bloody hell Chung Yun just farted it smells like 10K years old cheese!*

Night Owl!

2009-11-11T09:45:00.000-08:00

Its 2:28 AM and I feel young! Haha that means I feel really strong and active. My body is already stuck in reverse. I sleep the whole day off and I stay awake the night. Like a night owl perhaps.

(Grr ~)

Well my old time buddy Chung Yun is coming over to my house, then we sleep over! Because on Friday we are going to Dewan Suarah to watch little rich minions perform on stage!

I'm pretty sure Failblog is very common to you guys ;D This is my personal favorite video from them.

Lastly, I'm downloading Pro Evolution Soccer (PES) 2010!

I really love PES games and have been playing them since 07 series. Every year it just gets better unlike Fifa for the PC which they just simply port the PS2 version to PC. Booo we want next-gen lazy arses!

Alright thats all for the time being! Bye!

Hello!

2009-11-05T06:16:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, I've not been doing much lately, spent the last 2 days in bed because I felt ill. The symptoms are back neck ache, extremely weak body (Feels like Maxson), whole body temperature rised and the common flu. Anyway I'm not really 100% yet but I'm almost back to normal.

The line of our connection BTW is quite unstable. Not sure some of you guys said you experience disconnections and stuff. Well mine loads my favourite WWE channels so damn slow. :( Grrr ~ XD

Oh lastly, check this video out haha its so damn hilarious!

Japanese Sea Monster!

2009-11-02T05:44:00.000-08:00

Guys, this is so damn interesting and shocking too!

My beloved DIED!

2009-11-02T05:24:00.000-08:00

My Razer Moray earphones just died a few minutes ago. Arrrgh !?!? How am I going to sleep now! I have like insomnia and its really shitty to lie down in bed, in silence, no partner on bed ... Seriously =.=

There goes my beloved earphones. At first I was overjoyed at the quality compared to all my sister's cheapy they bought in the night market. But NOW!? The cheapy's last longer than my Razer Moray's! Nooo! Damn I'm so gentle to my earphones I dont flank it off my ear like my sister does (I borrowed her my earphones on her sports MAYBE ITS HEEER!)

I cant RMA (Return merchandise authorization) because I lost the recipt to the retailers, house was under renovation and I just dumped every of my belongings to a box and I bet the recipt is in the dumpster long time ago!

I contacted Razer to request an RMA but! I'm in Malaysia! DAMN! Can't ship it there even if I can I get so little support and its so damn costly, take me long time and by the time I recieve my earphones ITS ALREADY SCHOOL, DIE AND NOOOOOO

My aunt's old desktop! :D

2009-11-02T03:42:00.001-08:00

I was supposed to go back on Saturday from Brunei where my aunt's house is buut, my dad had the day off so that means I'm stuck for a few days here. Luckily I had my older sister there otherwise I'll be SO bored. Anyways I went in on one of the rooms and saw there was a old generic desktop. I checked the specs out, pretty funny to see.

Yeh, the capacity is only 9.5Gb (LMAO) its even smaller than my dad's iPhone luul.

The CPU is an "AUTHENTIC!!" AMD Duron (Again ROFL!) Also the GPU is a Nvidia old TNT (Kaboom). Lastly, lets see how this Authentic!! desktop plays Spider Solitare!

Backies!

2009-11-02T01:20:00.001-08:00

Alright !?!
I losen up already and READY! to blog again.

I thought it was going to be a happy day, buuut.

So that means an hour of sleep. Grrr

Anyway so on the way I found a picture.

Tehehe luul.

After a long drive, and some chocolate eating on the way too, I arrived in my cousin's house. Cute cats there.

The cat's cute right? But the place looks like the people smells like shit. It isn't bad though XD.

After sleeping for only like 3 hours there (Its hard for me to sleep, mosquito bzzt bzzt bite me like hell, fucking pest!) its time for us to go around the town and they want to show me some good stuff the village can offer. Weee

When we arrive its pretty nice.

Rumah air around the place. I can hear people playing some music too. Looks very calming too. We used a boat to get to the other side. (Cheap one but fun)

(Vrooom, vibrating and bumpy. Fuuuun ;D)

Then, I get to see what the people are selling and making!

They make pronz!

They MAKE PRONZ!

PRONZ!

They make me eat it. Its nice I have to break the head first and chew it. Taste good but gave me stomach ache later. Aaargh.

Oh yeah its people like him!

That made the day fun and love to eat the pronz.

Thats all for today I'm pretty tired. Bye!

How to lose a girlfriend in 3 seconds!

2009-10-28T08:02:00.000-07:00

Haha seriously damn hilarious. The best way to lose a girlfriend under 3 seconds!

Why not to drive even if you think you can! 8D

2009-10-28T07:54:00.001-07:00

This is what happens if you love playing Initial-D, NFS and try on the street!

Before,

And especially the happiness! (Getting ready to Tokyo Drift baby!)

And finally, in the end 8D !

(Please take in consideration this is a joke, no one got hurt!)